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LET’S PLAY MONOPOLY WITH ALEC

Screen Shot 2013-03-08 at 9.22.03 PMLET'S PLAY MONOPOLY WITH ALEC

SCARFACE IS SO AWESOME AND SO IS DAFFY DUCK. THEY BOTH ARE GOOD MOVIES. MY MOUNTAIN IS WAITING SO WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A RAPPER, PRODUCER, ACTOR, SPRAY PAINTER, AND A MONEY MAKER. I LIKE ALEC MONOPOLY BECAUSE HE DOES SO MANY DIFFERENT AWESOME KINDS OF ART. YOU KNOW HE DOES GO ON INSTAGRAM A LOT. HE WEARS A BANDANA SO NOBODY SEES HIM. HIS ART IS $10,000 OR $15,000 FOR SCARFACE. $5,000 FOR DAFFY DUCK. I HAVE TO GO TO BED BECAUSE I HAVE A AUDITION ON MONDAY SO I HAVE TO PRACTICE. ON THE SCARFACE PICTURE IS JACK NICHOLSON. I HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE BUT I KNOW ABOUT IT. MR.BRAINWASH ISN’T THE ONE WHO STOLE ALEC MONOPOLY’S FILES THAT WAS BANKSY’S FILES. ONE DAY I’LL SEE THE MOVIE BUT I HAVE TO WAIT TILL MY SISTER STOPS BEING RATED R. IT’S 10:00, TIME FOR BED. NOT!

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BANKSY WAR TIME!

BANKSY WAR TIME!

YOU KNOW WHAT IS REaLLY COOL? THAT BANKSY USED A REAL SHOE AND TOOK A REMOTE CONTROL TANK AND CUT OPEN THE BOTTOM OF HIS SHOE AND SLIPPED IT IN THE TANK. IF I WAS MAKING THAT I WOULD LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT I MADE UP THAT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
YO, I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND IT’S DARK OUTSIDE, I GO BACK TO SLEEP AND I HAVE ALL THESE LITTLE CRUMBLES ON ME, I can’t take it, I k-k-take it, so let’s do some simple addition.

So let’s do some simple addition! BANKSY IS AWESOME BECAUSE WHEN HE MADE ALL THESE GRAFFITI SPRAY PAINT THINGS he ALWAYS HAD SWAG BECAUSE spray painters don’t ever lose THEIR SWAG…BUT WHEN THEy do THey SAy,  I don’t wANt to LOse mY HOme. DON’T ARREST ME.  I’M JUST DOING ART.