Sep 16
This quote is so true. Because this one kid made fun of me because I had a lot of arm hair. That was being hated for who you are. Then I shaved my arms and they never made fun of me till my arm hair grew back. That was being loved for something I was not supposed to be loved for. Now I just think that my friends just like me for the things I do for them. That being sad you should always believe in quotes that mean something to you.
HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH STORIES ABOUT CARS. BUT THIS ONE WILL BE GOOD. I BET YOU MILLIONS X5. YOU PROBABLY DON’T KNOW THIS CAR CAN FIT ONLY……………………….
YOU KNOW WHO ME!!! BECAUSE I’M THE SMALLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD . I KNOW THIS MIGHT BE A LOT OF MONEY BUT i want it. IF I DO GET IT, I WILL SHOW OFF BY DOING WHEELIES. I’M GOING TO GET THE MONEY FROM THE MY MONEY TREE GROWING IN MY BACK YARD (it’s a lemon tree). WHEN THE EARTH GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU MAKE MONEY WITH THEM. NOW ABOUT THE CAR. WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. I BOUGHT IT IN MY DREAMS AND WHEN I WAS SLEEPING SOMEONE SPRAY PAINTED UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS ON IT. I HAD TO THEN SPEND MORE MONEY TO GET THE RAINBOW AND UNICORNS OFF . THEN THE NEXT MORNING MY CAR WASN’T THERE. WELL THATS BAD LUCK. THE CAR SHOULD BE REALLY FAST. SO IT CAN GO 1 MPH. THATS ALL FOLKS THANKS FOR READING THE CAR MIRACLES.
THIS IS A PRETTY BAD CAR. YOUR FACE WILL PROBABLY BLOW OF BECAUSE IT’S SO SLOW. IN MY OWN OPINION 1,000,000,0000 MPH IS REALLY SLOW. THE ONLY REASON I WANT THIS CAR IS TO SHOW OFF BUT I WILL NEVER DRIVE IT BECAUSE IT’S SO SLOW. IT’S SLOWER THAN AN OLD MAN ON A WHEELCHAIR WITH NO WHEELS. IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A CUP HOLDER. HOW CHEAP IS THAT! IN FACT THERE ISN’T EVEN A ROOF ON THE CAR. WHAT IF IT’S RAINING AND YOUR CAR GETS ALL WET. OH, I KNOW WHY. THIS CAR WAS BUILT IN 1420 SO THEY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A ROOF OR WHAT A ROOF WAS. NOW WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS CAR. 1. I CAN ADD SOME DETAILS TO IT. I CAN SPRAY PAINT THE CAR GOLD AND THE WHEELS SILVER. 2. I CAN PUT A DIAMOND ROOF ON THE TOP 3. I CAN PAY SOMEONE TO PUT A BOOM BOX UNDER THE CAR 4. I CAN MAKE IT SMELL LIKE SWEATY GYM SOCKS 5. I CAN HIRE A DRIVER TO DRIVE ME WHERE EVER I WANT 6. I CAN ADD IN A FRIDGE WITH EVERY SODA IN THE WORLD.
Jan 21
Shut the front door, I have some CRAZY shoes to tell you about! Their awesomer than my beautiful face. The only music I’ll play is Mozart ♫fiiiiigggggggaaaaaaaddddddooooffffffiiiiigggggaaaaaddddoooo♫
I think that’s what Mozart sings. I know I have a blog about SWAG but it’s true I really do like listening to Mozart. Over my dead body. I know I have a lot of shoes and don’t wear them all but these are the shoes I would wear a lot. When I’m in a basketball game I’ll wear these and turn it on as loud as it will go and play MOZART and start tap dancing with a cane and top hat and put fake blood on my face so the other team forfeits. Once they forfeit I will dance like a monkey, put on sunglasses and after dance like a maniac. When everyone gets bored of watching me dance like a psycho I will start giving out my autograph. Some people will say thank you and others will say, “you think I want your autograph after you just scared away our whole team?”
All my friends will wonder where the music is coming from wishing it would stop. Once I turn it off I then turn it on to freak them out. That’s why everyone should get CD playing shoes.
P.S. If they explode, don’t blame me.
Dexter day camp rocks . They have the coolest counselors in the world. Not saying names but my favorite coach was MElissa. Well, now going to why I like the camp. I like the camp because you get to play SOCCER! I would say if were to pick any camp in the world I would say Dexter. Comment and tell me your favorite camp.
THESE SHOES ARE SO DOPE! THESE SHOES WERE THE FIRST AIR JORDAN’S EVER MADE. THEY ALSO CAME IN 23 DIFFERENT COLORS. YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY T NOT LIKE THESE SHOES. YOUR NOT CRAZY IF YOU JUST LIKE A DIFFERENT COLOR. THESE SHOES ARE SO COOL BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T PLAY BASKETBALL AND WEAR THESE SHOES IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE PLAY BASKETBALL. IF YOU WANT TO WEAR COOL CLOTHES DONT ASK ME. SHOP AT ZARA OR ASK MY DAD. HE WILL TELL YOU.
THESE SHOES ARE SO DOPE! THESE SHOES WERE THE FIRST AIR JORDAN’S EVER MADE. THEY ALSO CAME IN 23 DIFFERENT COLORS. YOU HAVE TO BE CRAZY T NOT LIKE THESE SHOES. YOUR NOT CRAZY IF YOU JUST LIKE A DIFFERENT COLOR. THESE SHOES ARE SO COOL BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T PLAY BASKETBALL AND WEAR THESE SHOES IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE PLAY BASKETBALL. IF YOU WANT TO WEAR COOL CLOTHES DONT ASK ME. SHOP AT ZARA OR ASK MY DAD. HE WILL TELL YOU.
Hats are so in. Every person who wears a hat is awesome and deserves a prize. I wear a hat and my treat is a kiss on the lips by my sister. Maybe some people will think hats are dumb. But this hat is cooler than cool. 1. it’s camouflage 2. it has spikes 3. it’s so SWAG. There can’t be one person who doesn’t think this hat is cool and SWAGilicious . The guy who is hand making this hat for me is so cool. Guess what his name is JUSTIN! I think if he put the hat on he would look so cool even though I have no idea what he looks like. I can tell I’m a really big dreamer. It’s tough to have SWAG like me.
Ok so right now I’m playing a game called, try on Gola shoes. It’s really fun. You get FREE shoes and you don’t even know it. If thats the kind of parents that you have………….. lola- “I got a new pair of shoes and I didn’t even know it. ” Even though that has nothing too do with GOLA. Well, Ido have something to do with GOLA. I like these shoes because there the coolest things ever. They have a zipper on the side and I have them! Cool right?
Jun 3
Red, Red-Pinkish are the shoes that are so in style. So, 45,0000 minutes ago…… they were so out of the bling but NOW they’re so in bling. You know that I’m starting a new blog called: THE SHOE STYLER. Pretty catchy right? Well, there’s the name-now the shoes. 45 minutes ago ………. the only words I could say were shoes, shoes, shoes! I’m so obsessed with shoes because it breaks my heart when I see someone wearing shoes that a hobo would wear. So be obvious and don’t pick out shoes that aren’t cool. It’s so easy, you just only pick the shoes that are nike, air Jordan’s, or hummels. But watch out for the price tags!
P.S. Dad these are the shoes that I want for summer. PLEASE.
MJV'S SWAGGIN STYLE 